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Mission Report: The Hoe Stone
The target, a large glacial erratic now dubbed The Hoe Stone, lies stranded in the flat wilderness of Norfolk.

Ben Woodier
Jan 41 min read
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OPERATION FLATLAND CONQUEST – DECEMBER MISSION REPORTS
Reconnaissance of Norfolk’s Historical, Geological, and Topographical Flatland Anomalies.

Ben Woodier
Dec 28, 20243 min read
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OPERATION FLATLAND CONQUEST – MISSION REPORT - HIKES IN NORFOLK
Reconnaissance and Survey of Alleged Elevated Terrains that surround hikes in Norfolk.

Ben Woodier
Nov 23, 20243 min read
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Mission Report: Operation Inner Trial Bank – Feasibility of Freshwater Reservoir and Man-Made Mountain
Light drizzle at 13% intensity made initial path slick, transforming it into a pseudo-waterway. Marsh terrain unstable, with localized pools

Ben Woodier
Oct 23, 20242 min read
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Mission Report: California, Norfolk
Objective: To summit the Sierra Nevada mountain range in California, Norfolk, and verify its existence as a world-renowned destination...

Ben Woodier
Oct 18, 20243 min read
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Mission Report: Operation Little Ouse - Surveying the Lowlands
Objective: Reconnaissance of Little Ouse Trig Point, the UK's lowest trig point, located in the Norfolk flatlands at an astounding -1...

Ben Woodier
Oct 18, 20242 min read
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Mission Report: Operation East Somerton – Ghost Recon & Climbers in the Wild
Objective: Secure and survey the abandoned East Somerton ruins, while evading paranormal drone hijacking and engaging in unexpected...

Ben Woodier
Oct 18, 20242 min read
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Mission Report: Operation Beeston Bump – Norfolk's Second Peak
Objective: Secure and summit Beeston Bump, Norfolk’s second highest peak. Mission Brief: Following the successful summit of Beacon Hill,...

Ben Woodier
Oct 10, 20242 min read
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Mission Report: Operation Beacon Hill – Norfolk’s First and Highest Peak
Objective: Survey and summit Beacon Hill, the tallest mountain peak in Norfolk, according to Google Maps. Mission Brief: Beacon Hill,...

Ben Woodier
Oct 7, 20242 min read
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